With more anticipation than the birth of Johanna Lee Hall, I’m here to announce that the day has finally come. What day you may ask? Well let me spell it out for you. Today my friends is the day that the San Luis Obispo Police Department just made “the list”. I just got a ticket for talking on my cell phone. I was driving downtown minding my own business when the greasy little bastard darted out of a parking lot on his souped up Huffy and pulled me over.
He proceeded to tell me why he pulled me over, then the first question out of his mouth was “don’t you have your hands free set yet?”. No muther fucker if I had it would be using it. What I don’t understand about this stupid law is that it’s not illegal to talk on the phone, it’s no illegal to text while driving, it’s not illegal to dial the phone. It’s only illegal to hold your hand to your head. As if that’s what’s distracting to the driver, the fact that their hand is close to their face.
Here’s an experiment: Next time you’re talking to someone in the middle of the conversation slowly bring your hand to the side of your head. WOOOAAAAHHHH! I bet you lost your balance, forgot your name and just about fell to the ground.
What a stupid fucking law. There I said it and the sad thing is I am going to continue to drive without a lame ass hands free attachment because I can do 2 things at once, which is apparently more than everyone else is this stupid state.